Across
- 2. "I used to jump around a pitch trying to catch the ball."
- 3. "I am perfectly happy with wasting your time."
- 7. "you have got work to do"
- 9. "LG........ BT...Q"
- 13. "I hear every whisper."
- 14. .... "perfecto!!"
- 17. "I want to smash something at my wedding."
- 18. "my trousers are easy to slip on and just as easy to slip off."
- 19. "I love hurting little girls."
- 21. "hello darlings"
- 22. "water is sticky."
- 23. "you scramble my brainwaves."
Down
- 1. "Alex Turner is so obnoxious."
- 4. "3,2 and 1"
- 5. "hello old bean!"
- 6. "wash your mouth out with soap!"
- 8. "I heard zat!"
- 10. "ugh, why are you always here?"
- 11. "it always goes in."
- 12. "it's the feminists versus the simps."
- 15. "I only threatened them with death twice."
- 16. "tuck in your shirts!"
- 20. "games funsworth."
- 21. "my baby ran out of batteries."