Across
- 2. What your boss calls “team bonding,” you call “emotional hostage situation.”
- 9. Mandatory fun day.
- 11. Buzzword that replaces “we’re drowning” in every company meeting.
- 12. The cult of endless optimization.
- 13. App that tracks how much time you waste feeling guilty.
- 14. Overpriced drink that keeps you barely functioning.
- 16. That thing you keep chasing instead of rest.
Down
- 1. Popular form of escapism disguised as “networking.”
- 3. The lie we tell ourselves before starting another side hustle.
- 4. Weekly ritual of pretending you’re in control.
- 5. Corporate way of saying “we own your evenings.”
- 6. Company perk: free snacks, no soul.
- 7. “Work-life” ______ — the world’s rarest myth.
- 8. The illusion that you’re getting things done.
- 10. Your inbox: a living example of ______ entropy.
- 13. The polite word for exhaustion: “I’m just a little ______.”
- 15. Motivational phrase that sounds like a threat.