Across
- 3. Get wasted with a mime on wine
- 7. Eat the biggest burrito ever while simultaneously snorting some wondrous white powder
- 8. Kill your best friend in a field
Down
- 1. Makeout with a post-op ladyboy
- 2. Breathe the pollution-laden air of a million Asians
- 4. Throw myself from a giant clock in hopes that I can return to Neverland
- 5. Steal the the most famous hat in the world from an old man wearing a dress
- 6. Touch an Untouchable