Across
- 3. something we all collectively loathe
- 5. has the secret formula to world's best salsa
- 7. impeccable taste in gold jewelry/iron deficient
- 8. coolest name of all the moms/down for a good time
- 9. smol sausage
- 11. thiccest (hint: grey and white)
- 13. will fight for u in court/also phenomenal taste in jewelry
- 14. most stylish mom
Down
- 1. cappuccino king
- 2. beautiful fluffy lilac princess also very well behaved
- 3. is only sent cat memes bc she portrays it as her only personality trait
- 4. most likely to call a man out on his bullshit
- 6. award for best bikini pic of 2020
- 8. american girl doll queen/Parisian princess
- 10. makes the best pasta sauce
- 12. chevy chase
- 13. the small/soft/delicate painter we all aspire to be