Across
- 6. "What are you laughing at, Jolly Green ___________________?"
- 7. "Everybody loves pelicans, they bring babies!"
- 9. "Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun."
- 10. “Tweet us on Facebook!”
- 12. "Fire doesn't go through doors, stupid. It's not a ghost."
- 13. “I haven’t bedazzled anything since I was twenty two.”
- 14. “Okay, yeah, no, I did not write this…Okay, like, I didn’t even choose this font! It’s horrible.”
Down
- 1. “I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior.”
- 2. "Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people."
- 3. "I'm covered in scabs and smell like a hobo’s craphole."
- 4. "Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
- 5. “Do I look like I drink water?”
- 8. “Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.”
- 11. “Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, That’s impossible.”