Across
- 4. The Spaniard's (real) surname
- 5. Desk friend
- 7. Bathroom lens mosaic
- 9. The best kind of liver
- 10. B.S. high
- 12. B.S. low
- 13. Veg turned loaf
- 14. Stinky chandelier
- 19. Forbidden birch beer
- 21. Baby! I'm thirsty!
- 23. Heard back to back at POPE
- 25. Seen on an NJ water tower
- 26. River dwellers
Down
- 1. Vintage Postcard
- 2. Stranded in the gulf
- 3. Shark squish
- 6. Donkey squish
- 8. Juiced at the SEAM
- 11. 1997@comcast.net
- 15. Boating endpoint
- 16. Click on this very real link!
- 17. Strapped to a life vest
- 18. Meow! I'm thirsty!
- 20. Raccoon squish
- 22. Wrinkled devil
- 24. Local Honeymoon opener