Across
- 2. michael's dream wife
- 4. just one nice hard launch photo
- 6. papa's dream husband for me
- 7. your fifth grade admirer
- 9. chicken cooker
- 10. who we are all excited to see when cream team restarts
- 11. your fifth grade crush
- 12. you from murphie's perspective
Down
- 1. something you can't be bothered to attend
- 3. with a straw facing toward her
- 5. smellier and uglier
- 8. mom's signature move