Across
- 1. What we call staring at another screen
- 2. Usually digital, rarely effective
- 4. Mythical state of enlightenment
- 6. Newsletter where people overshare professionally
- 8. When your brain files for divorce
- 11. Weekly subscription to self-awareness
- 13. The national pastime after 10 PM
- 16. Tiny dopamine hit disguised as productivity
- 17. The thing your therapist keeps mentioning
- 19. Oldest self-care tool on the keyboard
- 22. The invisible hand of your doom
- 25. Breathing, but with guilt
Down
- 1. Button that fixes nothing
- 3. The best lie we tell ourselves
- 5. TikToks in witness protection
- 7. The modern day smiting
- 9. The new form of communication
- 10. How your dad texts
- 12. The modern breakup move
- 14. Capitalism’s favorite coping mechanism
- 15. Stretching, but for anxiety
- 18. Minimalism’s core cardio
- 20. The inbox that never sleeps
- 21. Symbol of “doing my best”
- 23. Digital disappearing act
- 24. How you feel during every Zoom