Across
- 2. Pig missles
- 6. Race with a baton
- 8. Inhuman cash-giver
- 9. Odin's son
- 12. Nose pebble, sometimes snacked upon by little kids
- 13. Mako's rope
- 14. Backyard golf with widgets
- 15. Type of ever-shifting earth plates
- 18. A candle's heart
- 19. Unhappy Christmas color
- 20. Rigid golden athlete with marble feet
- 23. Cucumber in a vinegar bath
- 25. Sugary waffle adornment
- 27. Opposite of red
- 28. Why is my pee stinky?
- 32. Wall openings or operating system
- 33. Zero thinks eight is wearing one
- 35. Lost to the tortoise
- 41. Five-O
- 42. Makes white bread green
- 43. Fizzy orange juice
- 45. Pac Man's pursuer
- 46. "Let's bring it in, guys."
- 47. Green spicy sushi stuff
- 48. Nothing in tennis
- 51. Palindromic band name
- 54. Toyota or NC Beach
- 56. Nationality of local and shady mechanics
- 57. Country of Kaiser Wilhelm and the Von Trapps
- 59. These in cards: ♤
Down
- 1. The # in C#
- 3. Thanksgiving morning tradition
- 4. Male aquatic "mother."
- 5. Green Powerpuff
- 7. Canine ace pilot spared by the Red Baron
- 10. Underwear or pugilists
- 11. Penny
- 14. Castle or en passant
- 16. Domed icy domicile
- 17. Infamous 19
- 21. Edible fungi
- 22. Gratis
- 24. Small house or cheese
- 26. Disney dog, or planet(?)
- 29. Tasty blender drink, sometimes tropical
- 30. Music in the car: "I got ___."
- 31. Bowling alley ravine
- 34. Maned King of Misfits
- 36. Columbia or defense against cavalry
- 37. Plastic bricks
- 38. River through D.C.
- 39. Gee-fa
- 40. In Lietuva, "Hello."
- 44. Lady Gaga's face
- 46. Eso si, que es?
- 49. Vesuvius and Krakatoa
- 50. Salt and Pepper's baby
- 52. Vinegretas necessity
- 53. Agassi or Lamarque
- 55. Paper swan
- 58. Five letters, six tries