Vakiller Sunday Times Puzzler

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Across
  1. 4. actress Thurman
  2. 6. Tanny's new "crush"
  3. 7. Calder's new "crush"
  4. 9. token asian
  5. 10. Sidd's cousin
  6. 13. "__________, dude!"
  7. 15. makes insane cookies and weird fermented kimchi
  8. 16. machine that turns peanut butter into farts and burps
  9. 17. Ivan Katchatourian's favorite method of disseminating mathematical problems
  10. 18. sound a bus makes
  11. 19. it's not larping
  12. 20. glasses-theoretic
  13. 22. imprecise, usually wrong
  14. 24. type of "nut" object which makes Calder go batshit insane manic "depressy"
  15. 28. quintessential dim sum item
  16. 29. guy who made that reddit post, we all assume
  17. 30. REALLY doesn't like "wraps" anymore (turkey)
  18. 31. David Blaine theoretic thing that @Nikkiolas has to "utter"
  19. 33. really good operating system
  20. 34. Russian-style mathematics
Down
  1. 1. "holy _____!"
  2. 2. data's boss
  3. 3. obsessed with "Justin"
  4. 5. "_________, Sidd is late"
  5. 8. writer of the greatest book of all time
  6. 11. guy who wrote THIS puzzle, I assume
  7. 12. Rachel
  8. 14. something only Calder has been able to find on the internet?
  9. 21. a guy in our class
  10. 23. Nikki's crush
  11. 25. literally a jar
  12. 26. got NSERC, or, a type of lettuce
  13. 27. "STAY HARD!"
  14. 32. Yuve's "member"