- 2. What do you call a very small valentine?
- 5. What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
- 6. Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
- 9. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
- 11. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?
- 13. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
- 14. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
- 1. What did the bat say to his Valentine?
- 2. Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
- 3. What did one light bulb say to the other?
- 4. What do you call two birds in love?
- 7. What did one pickle say to the other?
- 8. What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
- 9. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
- 10. What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
- 11. What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
- 12. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?