Valentine Riddles

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  1. 2. What do you call a very small valentine?
  2. 5. What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
  3. 6. Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
  4. 9. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
  5. 11. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?
  6. 13. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
  7. 14. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
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  1. 1. What did the bat say to his Valentine?
  2. 2. Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
  3. 3. What did one light bulb say to the other?
  4. 4. What do you call two birds in love?
  5. 7. What did one pickle say to the other?
  6. 8. What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
  7. 9. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
  8. 10. What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
  9. 11. What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
  10. 12. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?