Valentine's Crossword 2026

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Across
  1. 1. What one might wear to fetch the chips
  2. 4. Limb inside a biting insect for this classic spread (C)
  3. 5. Nissan ___, Chav's car of choice on Greenfield Ave
  4. 6. What the moon might do, according to Sarah A.
  5. 9. Reverse turn ahead of a thankyou, informally, for Lake State? (C)
  6. 10. 'The Fitness ____'
  7. 11. Circle in front of real-time for gorgeous creature (C)
  8. 12. Location of fabled Thursday Night Quiz
  9. 16. Bookend cat!
  10. 17. Big breasted, red-headed yachtswoman
  11. 22. Pickle lover
  12. 23. Perfect with rice or a pork chop
  13. 25. Forest dweller in front of two-wheel transportation is charity drive (C)
  14. 26. What an amused cephalopod might be said to be in Knowle?
  15. 27. A tenant might be here, in a hall, say?
  16. 28. The perfect island for a board game?
Down
  1. 2. Orphan who asked for more in front of rewards, it sounds like a shop (C)
  2. 3. Black cat CLOSE to Henry VIII
  3. 7. Vietnamese city - site of heavy conflict
  4. 8. There is nothing 'Normal' about this weedy freak
  5. 12. Crazy woman from Atlanta
  6. 13. Captain Lee is as serious as a heart ____?
  7. 14. Crinkled bed sheets or term for foolish shopper?
  8. 15. Hairdressing misogynist
  9. 18. Bastion of privilege that wouldn't know good teaching if it hit them in the face
  10. 19. Block a strike, or stalk Daniel Craig?
  11. 20. Andy is the Third Brother?!
  12. 21. Spill the tea, oh prophet!
  13. 24. Boyfriend or force to live?