Across
- 4. Little Miss ________. Also: one of Janie's favorite movies
- 5. "_________ Tango". Also: the name of possibly the greatest slidedeck Trevor has ever received
- 6. Middle name of the CUTEST Precision Analytical Inc. employee
- 7. Type of training in the Dutch Test... definitely not meant to be a dirty joke
- 11. Location of our last date. Also: only wine-tasting Trevor has done that involved kittens!
- 13. First concert Janie and Trevor attended together
- 15. Trevor's vegetable dish speciality
- 16. The best science major
- 20. Last name of the girl Trevor wants to spend time with this weekend
- 22. Trevor's valentine (hopefully... if she says yes)
- 23. Cute girl known for her awkwardly intense eye contact
- 26. How Trevor feels that he's had the opportunity to get to know Janie
- 28. Location of greatest erotica ever written
- 31. The _______ Sonesta. Also: first hotel Janie and Trevor ever stayed at together
- 33. Activity Janie and Trevor failed at... but like, it wasn't our fault because the microscope part didn't make any sense, you know?
- 34. Club known for good cookies and satisfying adolescent Janie's desire for competition
- 37. Janie's valentine
- 38. School club that is definitely super cool and not at all nerdy
Down
- 1. Brand of popsicles known to make pretty girls feel better
- 2. Collector's item of beautiful people, plural
- 3. Location of date Janie and Trevor went and played in a ball pit
- 7. Geometric drawing device, available in travel size
- 8. Janie's favorite response when Trevor says a dumb dad or dirty joke, or
- 9. Something Trevor values in Janie. Also, synonym for smart
- 10. Slang word for laughter that will totally catch on
- 12. Janie's most played musical artist in 2023
- 14. Answer Trevor hopes to hear when he asks Janie to be his valentine
- 15. Costume worn by the hottest girl at 90s night at Crystal Ballroom
- 17. Type of food served at Janken in Portland
- 18. "Prettiest" part of the Dutch test due to the "color changes"
- 19. Easily the best Christmas decoration
- 21. The best sport
- 24. Preferred snack of talented and smart chemists who live in McMinnville
- 25. City where Janie lived in while in middle school
- 27. First podcast Janie and Trevor listened to together
- 29. Comedian known for her Trevor jokes. Also: location of a Janie/Trevor date on October 5th, 2023
- 30. Location of Janie and Trevor's first date
- 32. _____ Talk. Also: a major goal little Janie had for herself
- 35. Trevor's favorite physical attribute of Janie
- 36. "I'm not like other moms, I'm a ______ mom"