VALENTINE'S DAY PUZZLE

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Across
  1. 3. How my pisquety gets when I want to fight
  2. 5. The one everyone listens to so they don't end up as a cautionary tal
  3. 6. A name for my kitty
  4. 8. A life sentence with me
  5. 10. What you deserve for putting up with me
  6. 11. A mental illness we both share
  7. 12. The name on the ID that’s definitely getting a conjugal visit
  8. 14. Congrats, you didn't just watch the crime, you’re an active ____________.
  9. 15. What you do to your brain on a Friday night
Down
  1. 1. A title of high honor, respect, and absolute possession
  2. 2. A rare status for the homies
  3. 4. When you're acting up & see the guards coming
  4. 6. The only place where the rent is free but the roommates are a 0/10
  5. 7. What your knees do when the warden calls your name
  6. 9. The one day a year we pretend we aren't toxic
  7. 13. What I want in October