Across
- 2. Let me take you (7)
- 4. Place for a damsel to crawl towards (5)
- 7. A worse football team (8)
- 9. [Blank] Dreams, our song (8)
- 10. The best football team (9)
- 11. Stressful food (6)
- 13. Deadly cocktail (9)
- 15. Publisher of crosswords and dirty quizzes (5)
- 16. Purveyors of food poisoning (5,5)
Down
- 1. Cathedral city, good for escaping (10)
- 3. Best served on the floor (6)
- 5. Victim of a fox (8)
- 6. Dan where's my (3)
- 8. Best visited at 5am (6,4)
- 10. Where the car was actually parked (3,4)
- 12. Response to I love you (3,2,5)
- 14. Home of the best bench (5,6)