Across
- 5. Jonah's hot-tempered uncle
- 6. Terrorist chicken-fucker
- 7. He pulled a guy out of a burning tank
- 8. Dan's Finnish nickname
- 11. Selina stands on a heavily reinforced one of these
- 12. Kent makes Mike work on this at "numbers camp"
- 13. What Gary introduces himself as in Helsinki
- 17. Autistic lumberjack son-of-a-bitch
- 19. Gary's bag
- 20. Georgian dictator
- 21. Mangled version of a common pub phrase
- 23. Elsa the ice queen
- 24. Kindergarten for cyberbrats
- 25. Was hired as a sex slave
- 26. Ellen eats this in the closet
Down
- 1. Interacts badly with Selina's antidepressants
- 2. Selina will destroy Jonah in ways that are so creative she will be honored at this former President's center
- 3. Mike and Gary get stranded here
- 4. Mike is forced to sing this for Jonah
- 9. Ben has had this many divorces
- 10. Cheesemonger and Gary's lover
- 14. Of all the -ocres, she's the mediest
- 15. Selina literally walks through one of these
- 16. Mike leaves this on Leon West's desk
- 18. Dan is briefly his bag man
- 22. Moves slower than a Mississippi cop investigating the murder of a young black man