Across
- 5. The chorus didn't make me want to kill myself
- 6. I cannot braid water
- 10. Bruce's one quiet scam
- 11. Charming! But it is hard to escape
- 13. You may want to get your Taobao Rolex watch checked
- 14. A protected area in the road for pedestrians
Down
- 1. Elsa's sister started a fire in this US state (abbr)
- 2. I'm taking this clue away from you
- 3. Pinocchio needs to see a rhinoplasty surgeon
- 4. This clue has saved the crossword from being bad
- 7. A person ensuring the match against Uganda was played fairly
- 8. Automatic cars do not have this
- 9. A fishy tale about Geppetto and Monstro
- 12. Mr. Burns looks like one in "The Springfield Files"