Across
- 2. "I chopped ground, AND broke my glass, AND tore my shirt..."
- 3. "Yeah, but Christians believe that fossils were put there to test our faith, and they worship a zombie."
- 5. "Well, my pastor said it, so it must be true."
- 6. "If you have no answer, I consider my case proven."
- 10. "The last shall be first and the first shall be last."
Down
- 1. "This was done by God's hand..."
- 2. "You showed up and it all went wrong! You're cursed!"
- 4. "The Crown has released a statement..."
- 6. He checked his watch, his tie, his shoes.
- 7. "Logic refers to the naturally mandated, and God is supernatural, so LOGICALLY God - oh."
- 8. "I came, I saw, I conquered."
- 9. "Own the ball, play the ball, BE the ball!"