Across
- 1. – Like Tris from the Divergent series
- 2. – A rant longer than a YouTuber’s apology video
- 4. – A story with more lessons than fun
- 7. – Like offering ice cream after a fight
- 8. – Running from the law like Jason Bourne
- 9. – To enchant like Loki in disguise (Marvel reference)
- 11. – A freshman trying to run a senior club
- 13. – Conditions rougher than a Monday morning after break
- 14. – To lift minds like a good TED Talk
- 18. – What a pep talk does before a big game
- 23. – Stubborn as a mule that’s dug in its hooves
- 25. – Changing your mind like you're flipping TV channels
- 27. – A playlist with K-pop, jazz, and screamo
- 28. – What a coach might do loudly after a fumble
- 29. – Like two lockers in a crowded high school hallway
- 31. – As dull as elevator music
- 33. – The soul of wit, said Shakespeare (keep it short!)
Down
- 1. – As harmful as spoilers before the finale
- 3. – Like a photo you didn’t pose for
- 5. – Like a cat sneaking through shadows
- 6. – What happens to a storm when the sun fights back
- 7. – Waving a white flag after resisting too long
- 10. – As faulty as a flat-Earth theory
- 12. – A comedy so exaggerated it’s practically chaos
- 15. – A verbal jab, not a boxing one
- 16. – What Gordon Ramsay delivers to failing chefs
- 17. – Friendlier than Bob Ross with a paintbrush
- 19. – As effective as caffeine before a morning exam
- 20. – A foe like Darth Vader—intimidating and strong
- 21. – More loyal than a golden retriever in a Disney movie
- 22. – Ninja-level skills with zero effort shown
- 24. – More disastrous than a group project gone wrong
- 26. – When someone compliments your shoes… for a favor
- 30. – Living like there are no consequences—hello Vegas
- 32. – Worse than a sequel no one asked for