Across
- 5. Best stuffed toy
- 7. Most popular movie star
- 8. Mayor of Jarbo Jigg
- 10. Yummy snack
- 13. The best Zudanian City
- 14. Best glue
- 15. Jewish holiday meaning "Holiday"
- 16. Native people to Higgle Wiggle Archipelago
- 18. Most disgusting thing on Earth
- 23. Longest serving president of Zudan
- 24. Dictat- PRESIDENT of Zorpistan
- 25. Fascist dystopia
- 27. "______ Bingle"
- 28. Main pollutant in Chernobyl
Down
- 1. "______ Wiggle"
- 2. Best trombone company
- 3. Chernobyl city
- 4. Most common atomic weight 244
- 6. "I plead _______"
- 9. 3d human model
- 11. Government-mandated final exam for high school band students
- 12. Shark
- 17. Best country
- 19. Current president of Zudan
- 20. "I am trapped in the infinite _____"
- 21. Worst nuclear disaster ever
- 22. "Glory to the ____!"
- 26. Largest Zudanian defense contractor