Across
- 3. some people do this for soup, jake does this for fun
- 4. Jacobs middle name and mobile partner in crime
- 7. Unthinkable things would happen to children in exchange for this sweet nectar
- 9. Jacob gives this to 2/3 of the mobile service office ladies on Friday's
- 10. The color of Jakes car (and one day, his girl's eyes)
Down
- 1. Jake's gay lover
- 2. The brand of shoes jake normally wears to work
- 5. Jake has this many siblings
- 6. Jake should do this with his girlfriend
- 8. Speaking of soup, this is a brand of soup, also might have something to do with Jake