Across
- 1. bb boi
- 3. Mr. Abbott's old fling
- 6. Jake and Rich fan #1
- 8. cracka/Jackson beef freshie year
- 9. second lunch warrior
- 10. Jimmy Johns tried getting him naked
- 15. Thomas regorrah (srsly)
- 16. stupid shield move
- 17. penny
Down
- 1. cloak
- 2. car broke in parking lot (embarrassing)
- 4. Jake and Rich fan #2
- 5. lap dancer (unwelcome)
- 7. not dunwoody
- 11. double agent
- 12. chob chob
- 13. used to like a starbuck barista
- 14. ditched rap battles