Week 5

6. –“My career ____ ____ ______. Started in customer service, tried acting, sold socks online, and now—customer service.”
9. –“He used cologne _________. I could smell him before I saw him.”
11. –“Technically, I’m _______ by the office dress code because it never said how many flamingos could be on a suit.”
12. –“Why did the ________ get fired? ‘Watch duty’ doesn’t mean binge-watching Netflix.”
15. –“I’d help you move, but my ___________ include heavy lifting, early mornings, and working on weekends.”
17. –“We started a travel ____. Right now, it can take us as far as the next bus stop.”
19. –“His fruit _____ didn’t make much money, but it did give him peace and quiet, away from his wife and kids.”
21. –“We picked the _____ because it had charm, character, and not enough lighting to see the mold.”
22. –“He said the ______, ‘Live, laugh, love’—and I almost divorced him.”
24. –“_________ to my wife I ate the last cookie was brave. Saying it face to face. Braver.”
25. –“ I was reading a book about procrastination, and got __________. I’ll get back to it later.”

1. –“I signed up for a _______ on focus. I spent most of it Googling memes.”
2. –“Our lemonade stand finally made _______. One hundred dollars. Minus the 50 dollar lemonade sign.”
3. –“The snack was an ___________ disaster—which is impressive, considering it was just supposed to be peanut butter toast.”
4. –“I’m staying _______. Unless someone brings cake. Then I’m on their team.”
5. –“Trust is the _______ of our friendship. That, and the fact we both hate the same people.”
7. –“I _________ choked on my drink when he said he was ‘an influencer’ now.”
8. –“His work _______ is ‘calm professional.’ At home he screams at football games on TV.”
10. –“His career took a _______ ____: dog walker, magician, crypto ‘expert’, AI prompt engineer. I still have no idea what he does.”
13. –“My morning ______: hit snooze, get up, make coffee like it’s my purpose in life.”
14. –“____________ is a job where you work for free and but they don’t care if you show up late.”
16. –“Finding my phone before I leave the house is _________. Without it, how will I ignore people properly?”
18. –“His __________ is so advanced, I’m starting to think he’s training for a black belt in bad manners.”
20. –“I _____ my router, my brain, and my expectations—all before 9 a.m.”
23. –“She forgot the password again. Guess who took the _____ of the IT guy’s sighs?”