Across
- 3. "I'm no six-foot, hot look, all-American man"
- 4. Word coined by Rivers Cuomo in 2002
- 9. He looks just like him!
- 10. Featured singer on the 2009 album Ratitude
- 11. Where tricks are for kids
- 15. Who's he makin' on Wednesday night?
- 16. All his favorite songs are slow and sad; 2021 album
- 18. "Gothic flavor, how I miss you"
- 19. "Songs From the _____ _____"
- 20. Jorge Garcia; 2010 album.
- 23. Name of Rivers' guitar
- 24. Four season EP project
- 26. "Summer _______ and Drunk Dori"
- 28. Alternate band name for underground Weezer shows
- 29. ______ Avenue, video location of "Say It Ain't So"
- 31. Blue Album B-Side; appears on Mallrats soundtrack
- 32. Hear you me
- 33. "Before Weezer, there was..."
- 36. "Why are you so far away from me?"
- 37. Rivers' online name in 2002
- 38. Another Blue B-Side,"Who's dialing your car phone?"
- 39. Song on The Red Album; farm animal
Down
- 1. Song on The Green Album; antonym for "frown"
- 2. "In a heartbeat!"
- 5. Death To False Metal song written by Brian Bell
- 6. Karl Koch's update webpage
- 7. Beverly Hills music video location; _______ Mansion
- 8. Color of the triangle on her sleeve
- 12. Mary _____ Moore
- 13. Pretend April Fools' 2003 album
- 14. He's carrying the wheel
- 17. 2002 single with a music video featuring Kermit the Frog!
- 21. Character in Madame Butterfly; 1996 album
- 22. Alternate band name featured in the music video for "El Scorcho"
- 23. Green Day songs that appears on Ratitude Deluxe
- 25. "If you want it, you can have it"
- 27. Weezer's first record label
- 30. Last track on Maladroit
- 34. "Awkward" in French; 2002 album
- 35. "____ You Every Day"
- 36. Continuing series published by Rivers Cuomo; synonym for "solitary"