Across
- 2. The specialized footwear that prioritizes "velcro" over "vibe."
- 4. A "vintage" text message written on paper with a stamp.
- 7. What you call a group of seniors standing outside the cafeteria at 4:30 PM.
- 8. What happens when you go into a room and forget why you’re there.
- 10. A senior's preferred "cloud storage" for physical photographs.
- 12. A senior's version of a "status update" during a morning chat.
Down
- 1. The magic device that makes the TV loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
- 3. The extreme sport of finding where you left your glasses.
- 5. A senior’s favorite "heavy metal" instrument used for getting around.
- 6. The sound a knee makes when getting out of a chair.
- 9. The "original" high-speed wireless communication used between rooms.
- 11. The high-stakes, high-intensity game involving beans and a shouted word.