Well, Dad Said...

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Across
  1. 1. Leaning column?
  2. 8. Eddie Murphy childcare comedy
  3. 9. What mermaids wash their tails with?
  4. 12. Eliza, when she met Alexander?
  5. 13. *Mando's motto
  6. 15. Pizza patriarch
  7. 17. The first father?
  8. 20. Thor's Endgame state
  9. 21. An illegally parked frog?
  10. 22. Dad to een Nederlander
  11. 23. *Bandit's bummer
  12. 24. Green pasta sauce not easily found in Lazio
  13. 25. Egyptian patriarch _____ Shenoudah
  14. 26. Iconic gadget that debuted in 2007
  15. 29. ______ toilet (Gen Alpha euphemism)
  16. 33. 1977 Steely Dan hit
  17. 36. *George Sr.'s gripe
  18. 37. Do as I say, _____
  19. 38. Holy Father's decree
  20. 40. It was Constantinople
  21. 42. Obama's game day fashion faux-pas
  22. 44. Girl Scouts' best-selling biscuit
  23. 46. *Christ's communique
  24. 47. Fermented milk drink with Caucasian roots
  25. 49. *Ned's narrative
  26. 51. Ben Franklin put his stamp on it?
  27. 52. Group of gray hairs?
  28. 54. *Homerian reaction
Down
  1. 2. Mercury, but not Jupiter
  2. 3. Ulysses Everett McGill's prerogative in O' Brother
  3. 4. Strips in a club?
  4. 5. America's first father
  5. 6. Steve Martin 1991 role
  6. 7. Dad's getaway
  7. 10. *Fred's phrase
  8. 11. Benjamin's outlaw American descendants
  9. 14. fanum _____ (Gen Alpha dibs on your food)
  10. 16. Post-WWI art movement-or what each of the starred clues might be called?
  11. 18. Father of capitalism
  12. 19. Men waiting in line to get haircuts?
  13. 27. Solace, Honor, and Valor
  14. 28. Trendy affordable running sunglasses
  15. 30. Lemon balm or mint
  16. 31. Arachnid father figure?
  17. 32. S, 3, X, Y
  18. 34. A seagull that crosses the Chesapeake?
  19. 35. *Darth's declaration
  20. 39. Kinda
  21. 41. Fare paid by EZ Pass
  22. 42. Superheroes in agreement?
  23. 43. Apple prefers to build a car without them?
  24. 45. Traditional Father's Day gifts
  25. 48. Liquor locker?
  26. 50. Medieval Arab father of economics and sociology
  27. 53. Biblical father of many nations