What happened to Kate Middleton?

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Across
  1. 2. South American Surgery [abbreviated]
  2. 4. Mountain Dew, orcs and carpal tunnel
  3. 5. She got an Adobe subscription
  4. 10. Coming out of my cage and I've been doing...
  5. 11. Bad TV, slightly better costumes
  6. 12. Vacation mysteriously cut short(s)
  7. 13. Me when I sleep in
  8. 14. British for Girl, Interrupted
  9. 16. "'Ello, name's Bruce."
Down
  1. 1. Belive Buckingham if you want
  2. 2. It's just me and my twinnem
  3. 3. Alexa, play "Burn" by Ellie Goulding
  4. 5. Back from the dead like, Grrah, keep it a stack
  5. 6. My grandma fell victim to this sweet addiction
  6. 7. Getting a tan with the Orange Man
  7. 8. Call Scully and Mulder
  8. 9. I die in Minecraft this way a lot
  9. 15. She's gonna have words with her hairstylist