Across
- 2. A company owner gets and existential crisis and decides to nearly murder several kids before picking one to inherit his company
- 4. A father goes on an adventure to rescue his disabled son who was kidnapped.
- 8. a skeleton with an existential crisis decides to steal the entire livelihood of an old man so he can feel alive again
- 9. Oh no! The dinosaurs have all escaped!
- 12. learns magic in the span of 8 movies and fights a man without a nose.
- 14. A disabled soldier travels far from home and falls in love with a 9 foot tall blue skinned woman with really funky hair.
- 15. The world’s smartest narcissist, a 93 year old, a god, a man with anger issues, an archer, and a woman named after a spider saves the world.
- 16. a mirror tells the queen she isnt pretty so she gets angry and decides to murder a girl who is.
- 18. Two men in suits secretly fight illegal aliens to save the world.
- 19. an incredibly smart alien man defeats his nemesis accidentally then decides he needs a new nemesis.
- 20. the world’s most charismatic thieving sailor, a blacksmith’s apprentice, and a nobleman’s daughter fight cursed skeletons, and then a man with an octopus for a face in the sequel
- 23. An alien from space crash lands on earth and gets adopted.
- 24. A very round bear lands in front of a turtle, which makes him the most incredible fighter that has ever existed
- 26. A portly green man rescues a girl from a lizard because immigrants started living on his front yard
- 28. a girl with no sailing experience gets a criminally generous man to help her learn how to sail, then they save the world from a lava monster without a heart
- 30. Wears a brown hat, goes on adventures, and uses a whip.
- 32. The smartest man alive makes the world’s most expensive suit to fight evil.
- 33. robots that transform into things that aren’t robots.
- 36. A common house pest breaks into a restaurant and controls one of its staff consensually.
- 37. a little girl has multiple personalities running amok in her head, which ultimately leads to a spiraling descent into stress and depression culminating in her nearly making a terrible mistake.
- 39. This movie shares a name with a boat.
- 41. Horrifying creatures from another world stalk and terrify children for their own gain.
Down
- 1. A little boy is transported to the land of skeletons and learns his father is not his father.
- 3. It’s a bad idea to wear glass shoes, let’s be honest.
- 5. A young girl turns into an old woman because another woman gets jealous. Luckily a man and his mobile home are there to help out.
- 6. a girl who loves to read falls in love with the horrifying monster that kidnaps her. Also there’s a man who eats 60 eggs a day, holey cholesterol poisoning!
- 7. a man with anger issues has the world’s most resilient pants.
- 10. Before running off to college, a girl goes on a roadtrip with her family, but then the apocalypse happens because a cellphone gets abandoned.
- 11. A little robot takes on gardening as a new hobby, but his girlfriend steals his plant.
- 13. “It’s the eye of the tiger, It’s the thrill of the fight! Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival!”
- 17. a princess makes a bad trade to be with the man she loves.
- 21. An alien gets left behind by his family, luckily a little boy and his friends help him evade the government and make a PHONE so he can get back HOME.
- 22. a father gallavants around to relive his former glory, but his family find out and track him down. Then they fight a giant robot.
- 25. a man born in the early 1900’s fights a red skeleton man with a shield.
- 27. a racing rookie gets roped into community service before his big race after commiting destruction of public property.
- 29. A cowboy gets jealous of an astronaut, getting them both in trouble.
- 31. The very first movie about a vampire, ever.
- 34. A lot of movies with battles in space and people who wield swords made of light.
- 35. A little girl gets lost in the world of spirits and takes on work at a bathhouse.
- 38. An elderly man illegally flies to another country with a child he kidnapped.
- 40. according to the actual mythology he wasn’t blonde, he had red hair. At Least he still wields a hammer.