Across
- 4. Ah, The Gentle Caress Of A Summer Breeze.
- 6. And We Can't Take Off Our Pants When It Gets Real Hot.
- 9. Why am I always so funny when no one's around?
- 12. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
- 13. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
- 14. Uh, I Prefer The Cat. He Hates Mondays. We Can All Relate.
- 15. You are not my son!
- 16. Fat Tony is a cancer on this city. He is the cancer and I am the… uh… What cures cancer?
- 18. I'm just saying that when we die, there's gonna be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.
- 20. I am a Star Wars
- 21. But sir, I'm flaming!
- 22. Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Down
- 1. Well, when I want to laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much.
- 2. Ooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix...
- 3. A great man once observed: ‘90% of success is showing up on time.’ Sorry I’m four hours late..
- 5. Ow! My Eye! I'm Not Supposed To Get Pudding In It!
- 7. If A Cow Ever Got The Chance, He’d Eat You And Everyone You Care About.
- 8. My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!
- 9. But my mom says I'm cool
- 10. I can't feel my beard.
- 11. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
- 17. Smitherrrrs! Smi-therrrrrs!
- 19. Shut up, brain! I've got friends now. I don't need you anymore.