Across
- 2. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
- 4. "I am Beyoncé, always."
- 6. "If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."
- 8. "I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out..."
- 10. "Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship."
- 12. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing."
- 13. "I consider myself a good person...but I'm gonna try to make him cry."
Down
- 1. "Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?"
- 2. "One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway...I wonder who he ran over then."
- 3. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- 5. "Dwight mercy-killed Angela’s cat."
- 7. "I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to."
- 8. "Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick?"
- 9. "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
- 11. "I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid."