Across
- 1. I accidentally brought a ______ of potatoes to school instead of my backpack.
- 5. I had to ______ my baby brother out of the dryer... again.
- 6. My grandma says her dancing skills are great, but that’s a total ______—she trips over air!
- 9. My dog is a ______ squirrel chaser with a nose for danger—and hot dogs.
- 11. It was ______ my little brother stole my candy—he had chocolate on his eyebrows.
- 13. I ______ so hard in my sleep, I woke up on the floor wearing socks on my hands.
- 16. My dog likes to ______ my bed so much, it looks like a tornado took a nap.
- 20. My sister will ______ me until I let her use my tablet... or she turns into a foghorn.
- 23. I ate a ______ of 12 tacos, and now I need to roll home.
- 25. My ______ hamster thinks he’s the king of the house and demands tiny pancakes.
- 27. The best part of the school ______ is when it ends and I can become a couch burrito.
- 28. I’m an ______ fan of cheese, especially when it doesn’t fight back.
- 29. I had to ______ who stole my fries, and all the clues pointed to Dad.
- 31. I tried to ______ disaster by catching my spaghetti, but now it lives on the ceiling.
- 32. I had to ______ my science project because it kept trying to escape the jar.
- 34. The ______ in my locker is so strong, it applied for its own zip code.
- 36. A ______ raccoon tried to steal my lunch—he even brought a spoon.
- 37. The movie had so much ______, my lunch tried to run away.
- 38. I had to ______ around in my backpack and found a three-week-old banana with a beard.
Down
- 1. I was ______ until I remembered it was pizza day in the cafeteria.
- 2. I watched a farmer ______ wheat, and then I sneezed for 14 minutes straight.
- 3. The ______ reason I study is so I don’t accidentally become a llama herder.
- 4. ______ to gym class, I made the mistake of eating 12 jelly donuts.
- 7. Our ______ sang so badly, the school mascot pretended to faint.
- 8. I ______ great joy from annoying my sister by singing off-key on purpose.
- 10. That video game was so ______, I didn’t notice my socks caught on fire.
- 12. The smell of Dad’s chili could ______ steel.
- 14. I took the ______ of the boat and steered us directly into a flock of angry seagulls.
- 15. My dog has such an ______ hearing, he barked when I opened a bag of chips in another galaxy.
- 17. My ______ lunch consisted of a pickle and half a gummy worm.
- 18. My cat is so ______, she stole my snack mid-air while doing a backflip.
- 19. The ______ of the party danced so badly, the cake jumped off the table.
- 21. I looked very ______ in my suit—until I tripped into a punch bowl.
- 22. My ______ includes a cousin who can burp the alphabet backward.
- 24. I tried to ______ my sandwich after I dropped it in the toilet, but it was a goner.
- 26. I did a good ______ by feeding my brother’s goldfish... 10 cookies.
- 30. I was ______ because my shoes decided to hide in the freezer.
- 32. I started to ______ when I dropped my ice cream... on my math test.
- 33. I stared in a ______ at my homework until it turned into a dancing walrus in my mind.
- 35. I left the cookie jar ______, and now the cat has a cookie mustache.