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3. The dinosaur eats humans when provoked, therefore it will eat me if I provoke it.
6. I do not like Nicholas Sparks books, therefore I don’t like The Notebook.
7. Elijah wears shorts everyday, therefore Elijah must like to wear shorts.
9. I really love that song, it just speaks to me
10. certainly getting into a fight didn’t help your situation.
13. As we can see in 1932, there was a 75% increase in wealth per capita.
15. Homeless people got homeless on their own and need to fix their situation, but they can’t help themselves, so I have to give them money.
16. Who stole my car!?
18. I understand that you think if you give me money, I will blow it on drugs.
19. The first sandwich was a cheeseburger, the second sandwich was a cheeseburger, and the third sandwich was a cheeseburger, therefore all of the sandwiches must be cheeseburgers

1. Pop the pig.
2. The only thing we have to do for homework tonight is write a 37 page essay.
4. All dogs have fur, Bill is a dog, therefore Bill has fur.
5. If I go to jail, then I will die
8. That’s a circle
11. Did you come to that conclusion all on your own?
12. 5 D’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
14. Eagle
17. As a PhD in astrophysics, I can safely say that there is an anomaly in the meteorite.