Across
- 2. More precipitation
- 3. Mesoamericans would pick these out of their Lucky Charms
- 5. A cold and dismal land
- 8. Both a card and a cad running for president
- 10. A compromise between Seabiscuit and Hardtack
- 11. What a little engine thinks as it registers a domain
- 14. Humbert Humbert wants to hump her
- 15. A feline sorority
- 16. Little houses, dogs, and home companions
Down
- 1. An unlettered sea turtle
- 4. A book full of acres of female-only musical instruments
- 5. The greatest Asian nation, spelled properly
- 6. The fifth state to ratify, but the only one to brag about it
- 7. Un restaurant dans la Vallée de Madison
- 9. Found in Alphabet soup
- 12. A warm and beauteous land
- 13. Banishes Mu-sub-k from the bedroom
- 14. Without this, a lumen would be a sausage fest
