Across
- 1. Southeast Asian nation with breathtaking bays and legendary street food
- 3. Nordic island of fire and ice with more volcanoes than traffic lights
- 5. South American country so long and thin, it has every climate imaginable
- 7. North African nation where markets are labyrinths of color and spice
- 9. Northern kingdom where men in kilts toss tree trunks for sport
- 12. Himalayan kingdom measuring prosperity in Gross National Happiness
- 13. Scandinavian home of flat-pack furniture and cinnamon buns
- 18. Boot-shaped peninsula where hand gestures are a second language
- 21. Where baguettes and berets are not just stereotypes
- 22. Populous Asian country with a wall visible from space (or so the myth goes)
- 23. Vast nation spanning eleven time zones, with a fondness for intense literature
- 24. Scandinavian land of fjords, trolls, and the midnight sun
- 25. East African nation known for marathon runners and magnificent safaris
- 28. Central European nation floating in thermal baths and paprika
- 29. South American country that tangos its way through life
- 32. Land of tequila, tacos, and technicolor celebrations of the Day of the Dead
- 33. South American giant that treats soccer like a religion
- 34. South American nation with an ancient city perched high in the clouds
Down
- 2. Low-lying country that's partly below sea level but still stays dry
- 4. European efficiency powerhouse with an affinity for sausages and punctuality
- 6. Southeast Asian "Land of Smiles" with floating markets and ornate temples
- 8. Westernmost European country with a taste for melancholic music
- 10. Mediterranean birthplace of democracy, philosophy, and moussaka
- 11. Neutral Alpine country excelling at chocolate, watches, and banking discretion
- 14. Iberian country where dinner starts when others are preparing for bed
- 15. Subcontinent where spices aren't just food ingredients but a way of life
- 16. Caribbean island where classic cars never went out of style
- 17. Island nation where punctuality is an art form and trains apologize for being one minute late
- 19. Down Under land where everything in nature seems designed to end you
- 20. Tiny Asian city-state where chewing gum is contraband
- 22. Northern neighbor known for politeness, poutine, and pronouncing "about" distinctively
- 26. Ancient civilization with pointy monuments and a river that flows north
- 27. Emerald Isle where storytelling is considered a national treasure
- 30. Transcontinental nation bridging east and west, famous for its bazaars
- 31. West African powerhouse producing both oil and Nollywood films