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Across
  1. 4. Tigerbombs are served here
  2. 5. Go here for a Guinness
  3. 9. The cologne of choice when going out
  4. 10. What I will be on if uptown doesn’t go his way
  5. 11. Expensive but better than dui or walking
  6. 14. This should play at every pregame, and postgame.
Down
  1. 1. 437 new furry friend
  2. 2. Rip Greene Turtle
  3. 3. If no vuse is available, these will suffice
  4. 6. In a super super rare scenario, Alex will leave one of these for his Uber driver
  5. 7. How 95% of Alex’s nights uptown end, 99% of the time alone
  6. 8. When on aux on the way to the bar, if AVICII is not playing, he should be
  7. 12. ___ Bull is quintessential when tired before going out
  8. 13. Herbert’s neighbor