Across
- 2. Best gym in town
- 4. $400k Exclusive Getaway
- 8. Grandpa Fucker
- 9. Flamboyant Performer of Mexican Persuassion
- 10. Blonde Finger Breaker
- 11. Dysfunctional friend & Below Deck breast feeder
- 13. Kam's Favorite Suns Player
- 14. Fathers Permenant Xmas Gift
- 15. "Hey Captain, so by now you've prolly heard about the ____ ___"
Down
- 1. Forbidden Fruit Safety Word
- 3. Time alloted to view a new mount
- 5. Do NOT stop at circle K without getting one of these
- 6. The True Jerk Elf
- 7. Best hair salon in town
- 8. New circular food obsession
- 9. The Hordes Greatest Warrior
- 12. Body parts hemmoraging heat