Across
- 1. Julia and The Queen's favorite doggo
- 2. The case of the mysterious missing ________ bottles
- 5. Home furnishings giant & weekend ruiner (abbrv.)
- 7. A family member with whom to never engage in relations
- 8. Linda's controversial apparatus & a gift Jon left behind
- 10. Christina's favorite pasttime, pre-covid
- 11. A cork swatting hat - to Julia
- 12. The lake too "basic" for Christina's liking
- 13. This puzzle - in slag
- 14. Christina's favorite animal
- 15. A rat's smaller counterpart, also a suicidal rodent
- 16. Ryan's summer hangout
Down
- 1. The common denominator between Bridget and LeBron
- 3. Bridget Elana & Christina's starting position
- 4. The location of Gym Tan Laundry and the armpit of America - colloquially
- 6. Eric's address - known to many
- 7. The cause of the current pandemic
- 9. The weather condition in Connecticut right now
- 15. Now that Jon is gone- these will no longer make us fat