Across
- 1. Straightest holiday
- 3. The reason your parents aren't together
- 7. Favorite movie (fake)
- 9. Last night I drunk dialed _______
- 10. The devil himself (daytime)
- 11. Hottest US president
- 12. The devil himself (nighttime)
- 13. Most bisexual holiday
Down
- 2. Favorite movie (real)
- 4. Gayest holiday
- 5. How I paid for my situationship's abortion
- 6. Best Spider-man
- 8. Best strip club shift