Across
- 1. Answer to your birthday riddle
- 3. The pervasive condition of our Norway trip
- 5. Captain of the Nuggets
- 8. My prehistoric obsession
- 9. Your favorite pasttime
- 10. Where I might chain and lock you up
Down
- 1. "She's already _____ so I'm halfway there"
- 2. Stealer of Sebastians
- 3. First word of the best football club
- 4. Cockblock of the century
- 6. Our record number of fucks in a day
- 7. Makers of my gold necklace