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  1. 4. A foul deemed unnecessarily rough or unsportsmanlike, with two levels of severity
  2. 7. Short term for a play where one player clears out and goes one-on-one
  3. 9. Dennis Rodman led the NBA in this stat for seven consecutive seasons
  4. 11. A foul called for unsportsmanlike conduct, arguing with officials, or hanging on the rim
  5. 14. ___ oop: a pass caught in mid-air and dunked or laid in before landing
  6. 16. He played 19 seasons for one team and retired as the all-time leader in both assists and steals
  7. 19. The first player since Oscar Robertson to average a triple-double for a full season, doing it four times
  8. 21. Kukoc's first name — he won three rings as Jordan's teammate and was the 1996 Sixth Man of the Year
  9. 22. In 1984, this event placed Olajuwon first, Jordan third, and Bowie second — a decision Portland still hasn't lived down
  10. 24. Jerry West is the silhouette on this familiar NBA symbol, though the league has never officially confirmed it
  11. 25. His "Dream Shake" post move is considered one of the most unguardable in NBA history
  12. 27. He won 11 championships as a player and became the first Black head coach in major American professional sports1
  13. 30. He scored 81 points against Toronto in January 2006, the second-highest single-game total ever
  14. 31. The ABA franchise that drafted Julius Erving in 1972 and had to give him up when they couldn't pay the merger fee
  15. 32. Traded to Houston after Chicago's second three-peat, he was named one of the 50 Greatest Players in 1996
  16. 33. The franchise with the most championships in NBA history (17)
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  1. 1. No player averaged one of these doubles for a full season between Oscar Robertson in 1962 and Russell Westbrook in 2017
  2. 2. George "The Iceman" ___, who won four scoring titles with San Antonio in the late 70s and early 80s
  3. 3. The colored area in the lane; offensive players can only remain here for three seconds
  4. 5. He retired twice before his final comeback with the Washington Wizards in 2001
  5. 6. Banned in college basketball from 1967 to 1976, largely because of how dominant Kareem was doing it
  6. 8. A defensive scheme where players guard areas rather than specific opponents; the NBA largely prohibited it until 2001
  7. 10. He averaged 50.4 points per game in 1961–62, a record that has never been approached
  8. 12. The spot on the court where the free throw line meets the lane
  9. 13. He won back-to-back MVP awards in 2005 and 2006 without ever winning a championship
  10. 15. He was the first pick in the 1985 lottery, a draft some believe was rigged in New York's favor
  11. 17. The city where Shaq began his NBA career and averaged 23 points per game as a rookie
  12. 18. His 1961–62 stats were so complete that no player matched his full-season triple-double average until Westbrook in 2017
  13. 20. Chris ___, the least-celebrated member of Miami's Big Three, who was a legitimate All-Star before joining LeBron and Wade
  14. 23. A team can call this to stop the clock; each team gets seven per game in regulation
  15. 26. Nicknamed "The Captain," he played professionally for 20 seasons for the Milwaukee Bucks and Los Angeles Lakers
  16. 28. John Stockton's nickname, rarely used publicly
  17. 29. This team relocated from Minneapolis, where they earned their name from Minnesota's lakes
  18. 30. Patrick Ewing's team, whose last Finals appearance was 2026