Across
- 3. Rant, slangily
- 4. Harsh way to say “worthless”
- 7. ___ span
- 8. Things you might shuffle
- 9. Eccentric person
- 11. Supernatural entities, typically considered malevolent
- 13. Session for two with unresolved issues
- 18. Partiers' directive
Down
- 1. Claim of sobriety
- 2. Paved urban paths
- 5. "If you ___ __..."
- 6. Stunningly attractive
- 10. Sound a cow makes
- 12. Closest confidant
- 14. Kiss mark, perhaps on a glass
- 15. Someone unfamiliar
- 16. Sweet treat
- 17. Adult Female