Across
- 5. something Yisroel and Meira are now, or a show that takes place in Scotland
- 6. I could be wrong, but I think this person used to live in Meira's house? (hint: pet cat that talked, possibly from Oregon)
- 7. first name of the person who's apartment you guys had your first shabbos meal together
- 10. NT’s aunt’s husband’s brother’s dad’s wife’s oldest son’s dad’s daughter-in-law’s principal in 2012 (full initials of title)
- 11. the two-word question that probably ended up taking up literally countless hours of Yisroel's time in college
- 12. this incredible company has significantly higher view counts and engagement rates on social media then their competitor, despite significantly less resources and bandwidth! (wow sounds like a great company!!)
- 13. the person Jacob said he specifically did NOT see helping set up kiddush (note: and he even said this despite being a guest at this person's meal!!)
- 14. the name of arguably Akiva's favorite whatsapp group
- 15. "{blank} {blank} lil, sebastian! we'll miss you in the saddest fashion"
- 17. something Jacob said specifically NOT to get when we were at the panoply event
- 19. something the world will hopefully never see
- 20. government organization, or you caught my eye (on a Tuesday, I believe)
- 23. substance or treatment that invigorates, strengthens, or restores physical or mental energy.
- 25. aside from Fort Knox, this might be the hardest place to get into, apparently
- 26. the number you get if you take 100 and subtract the amount of WhatsApp groups Akiva and Yisroel are in together
- 27. a multi-billion dollar company, a doctor recommendation, or the first part of the last name of the guy who Eliezer stole from freshmen year
- 30. according to one graduate, this curriculum offered engagement with a variety of modalities, giving her comfort in choosing a job that requires a diverse toolset
- 33. "do you mind?"
- 34. number of REAL doctors in Yisroel's immediate family
- 36. this person used to be in yisroel's facebook cover photo (hint: yankees game)
Down
- 1. a spaceship-like building downtown, or something Akiva never owned
- 2. best camera store in the whole wide world
- 3. rude singers, or Meira’s nba team
- 4. Gerald + Japheth's brother, or a place with A+ social workers
- 6. person at this table whose email starts with “SWAG”
- 7. overall violent crime in this town rose about 55% year-over-year (from 7 incidents in 2023 to 16 incidents in 2024)
- 8. this character was almost buried alive, but in a different show he was dancing like a chicken
- 9. If Helena’s brother was keeping things chill
- 16. If there was a “Spotify Wrapped” but for WhatsApp messages, this would be Adam Gutman’s number 1 by a mile
- 18. this person is hands-down the best 3-point shooter at this table
- 21. this incredible company was named to Newsweek's list of America's Best Customer Service 2026 list, earning recognition as a top online retailer for customer support and satisfaction (wow sounds like an amazing company!!)
- 22. an unsafe lead in softball
- 24. bright, mind, emma
- 25. something Yisroel is kinda only 50%, or the last name of someone who would lose a hypothetical 1-on-1 to the guy who made kiddush tonight
- 28. when Akiva asked Jacob for help with this puzzle, he said Meira likes this
- 29. the brand that makes a car that features a bold front fascia with stacked vertical LED headlights, a wide tiger-nose grille, and updated rear bumpers. The interior comes with dual 12.3-inch screens for the digital gauge cluster and infotainment system, plus wireless Apple CarPlay and Android It offers 37 cubic feet of cargo room behind the rear seats and
- 31. recreationally, this person enjoys running, watching sports, reading, arts and crafts, and spending time at Trader Joe’s
- 32. former Florida marlin, or Yisroel in 2018
- 35. very important Jewish organization, or first name of person who baked challah for charity 12 years ago