Across
- 4. – His favourite festival and personality trait
- 6. – The inevitable aftermath of celebrating properly
- 9. – A restaurant built entirely on meat, regret, and masculine energy
- 12. – The Australian town that proves you can leave and still talk about it forever
- 13. – Melbourne’s digital newspaper of choice
- 15. – The entire reason this crossword exists
- 17. – Where he works while quietly trying to save the world
- 19. – Blown out with confidence, not wishes
- 20. – An age that demands chaos, reflection, and ibuprofen
- 21. – The publication responsible for at least 60% of his niche takes
- 22. – His chosen mode of transport and recurring near-death experience
- 23. – A suburb where bikes outnumber cars and opinions outnumber facts
- 25. – A game that involves paper
- 27. – A weekend quiz taken far too seriously
- 29. – A European experience that did not involve popcorn
Down
- 1. – One of his favourite pubs in Fitzroy
- 2. – A topic he’s genuinely passionate about (and rightly so)
- 3. – A dating app for people who are sexy
- 4. – The city he belongs to, emotionally and aesthetically
- 5. – Buildings as emotionally unavailable as he pretends to be
- 7. – A treasured landmark and national icon (think Zay Zay)
- 8. – An app for spying on cities instead of going outside
- 10. - Free free
- 11. – The suburb that shaped his academic era
- 14. – The underlying theme of the evening
- 16. – INXS never tear us apart
- 18. – Where he better be all night
- 24. – A cultural moment he absolutely participated in (bumpin dat')
- 26. – The dress up that left red hats in our homes
- 28. – A game involving celebrities