Across
- 2. You can do it when you’re dead.
- 4. Everything we hired you to do. Everything you think you need to do. Everything we ask you to do. Just… Everything.
- 8. You pretend to have these at the interview, so that we don't let you do it after you're hired
- 9. It’s yours for the taking, but we won’t let you take any.
- 10. You best believe we’ll send this to you while you’re sleeping, and then flag you when you come in late
Down
- 1. What? Extra pay for this? That’s cute. You better not leave before you’ve scraped the oven clean.
- 3. Here is an opportunity to do two jobs for us at the cost of one! Pick up a third one and we just might consider offering you the fourth!
- 5. Inversely proportional to your pay.
- 6. If you have the energy to do this, you’re clearly not doing your job.
- 7. In Science, a force acting on a unit area of a material. In here? A constant.