Across
- 2. Liked to "conserve variables"
- 6. "Jesus Tits"
- 8. a.k.a."Tender Vittles"
- 11. Created the most useles PC Batch Tool ever
- 12. Mayor_____
- 13. Hosted a party with cat humping a plush toy
- 14. Inappropriate tube-top wearer
Down
- 1. Sported a baby doll scalp
- 3. "Lumbered" down the hall
- 4. Had a poster of Refrigerator Perry in drag
- 5. The original "Philly Girl"
- 7. Whose mom packed treats in his lunch
- 9. The epic __ head
- 10. Called her Barney when she wore a purple dress
- 11. Odd ginger Brit Dickie ___