Across
- 3. Working title for a mid-life memoir
- 6. Wailing and flailing from a really good nailing or keening and screaming from an obscene bean cleaning; named for an Irish spirit
- 12. Court disaster?
- 13. A story which is “not yet a fully realized Marxist critique”
- 15. Architectural icons colloquially known as the Wilco Towers
- 17. An arguably misnomered spa
- 21. Smuggling, publishing, or campaigning
- 22. Your personal portmanteau for a night alone
- 24. It’s really just adult nap time
- 25. You leap in this keep
- 28. Steakhouse or Subaru
- 29. Patron of the hearts?
- 30. Without anchor or mooring
- 31. Descendants from the royal line?
- 34. Despite its enormity, this cocktail is trivial
- 35. Longtime companion despite being full of hot air
Down
- 1. Site of our second first
- 2. There are pros and cons when joining
- 4. The subterranean bar from “Care for an Adventure?”
- 5. Novel by Orson Scott Card or a laser pointer?
- 7. Anno domini high definition, init.
- 8. This petitionary stationary read: "Please keep it down. We can all hear you."
- 9. Derived from the Latin for calm, tranquil
- 10. The world record is 134 in an hour (pff, amateurs)
- 11. The unlikely lover of dolphins
- 14. Muddle or befuddle
- 16. Your OkCupid nom de plume
- 18. Blessed with the gift of crab?
- 19. False front for a clothing store?
- 20. Two rabbits shared this name in “Loss and Found”
- 23. This place was full of shadows before it went dark
- 26. Where Molly was intense in tents
- 27. Girls ___ ___: Popular video series (in)famous for its late-night infomercials
- 32. Scientifically known as laryngeal prominence or a bite from which leads to an Edenic eviction
- 33. Your Vampire character’s given name