Across
- 3. Lifting a thousand dumb bells? Originally a classic bald man's move (8,3)
- 4. Trap country taken prisoner by a Welsh mess (4,4)
- 8. Goals and assists likely, soldier on number 10! (3)
- 9. Sit and a skim, order cheapest red on the menu (8)
- 11. Early season menace ends in chaos (6)
- 13. Recycle scrap for West Ham defender's biggest foe (5)
- 14. Bee hitting post repeatedly proved popular early on? (6)
- 15. Waste of a CM abused his lager (8)
- 16. Digne, say, found under crossing? (5)
- 17. Striker with advice for lunch on Saturday (6)
- 18. Double hauler's money? (4)
- 19. Sort of party for a fox? (5)
Down
- 1. Fraud who claimed he was a keeper (8)
- 2. Joint asshole team (8,6)
- 3. We don't discuss this person ruined by Ronaldo (5)
- 5. Arsenal player – or Spur? (5)
- 6. Liverpool to eat noodles bought at back to save money (10)
- 7. Mother with advice on one doing honest work (5)
- 10. Crazed character changes everything (8)
- 12. World champ's mantra? Keep it casual (5,3,5)
- 13. Arms deal brokered for one in London (8)