But... Where are the Clues?

1. Name for an imbecile on the freeway
4. Canine often found (involuntarily) on mom's lap in Syracuse
6. When the Lord of the Rings watch party will happen, based on how it's gone so far
12. The last lake that we hiked to in the Dinkey Wilderness
13. Jordan and Charlie's team name at Battlemage trivia
14. Last song played by the opener for Two Door Cinema Club
15. Best movie in the world with a… questionable sequel
16. Potent cocktail for a company Christmas party
20. Underwhelming destination in Dinkey Creek
21. Buenaveza, according to dad
23. The manner in which Evan is built, per his own testimony
26. Inspiration for the Magic set that we drafted from at Battlemage
27. Beverage arguably overserved at Brian & Maria's wedding
28. Concoction that one may be "on"… especially E+J lately
29. Factor by which Evan's wisdom dropped in 2024

1. The reason why Evan hasn't been on Discord lately
2. Based on what came up at the Mo Lowda show, something that all three of us may lack…
3. Camping snack perfected by Jordan and Charlie
5. Pearl Jam song that only a fool would like (at least according to mom)
7. "Affirmative," if spoken by a nonsensical ridiculous clown
8. "...Is he ___?" -Jordan's aunt
9. 3-Hole hitter who ONLY mashes singles up the middle
10. Type of people we are according to Eddie Vedder
11. Jack's favorite insulting name
17. Disgusting breakfast food served at the hotel in Inglewood
18. Name of the San Diegan contestant on Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking
19. Jordan's drink of choice at the RKS show
22. I'm sure we'll play this game in 2025…
24. Term in Aaron's drinking game used to bait opponents
25. Pillow Queens song that Diego could sing along to?
29. Rad piece of water transportation engineering… just wish there was still some of it left to see