Across
- 3. The top of thine head is seemingly more bare, he used to have a mane of thick dark hair
- 6. pb, pretzel, peanut
- 7. open, cut, slobber, light
- 10. meat tornado eater
- 11. ____ bird
- 12. what you like to do on vacation
- 13. stylish metatarsals
- 14. "---" exclaims, Chuck Noland
- 15. to describe your facial hair and your wife's dairy-air
Down
- 1. a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges”
- 2. you wanna die, ____?!
- 3. wrinkle stinkle
- 4. your favorite child
- 5. "commercials are too long to sit through and too short for a trip to the sandbox"
- 7. signature scent
- 8. when pet hair is everywhere
- 9. killed her pa
- 13. Dumbledore, Wolverine, Gandolf, Pai Mei, Jeff Bridges