Across
- 3. – Rich get richer, poor get slogans.
- 4. – Meat, mystery, and regret in a bun.
- 7. – Fear, outrage, and breaking conspiracies at 8 PM.
- 11. – Sugar, capitalism, and world domination.
- 13. – Only if you can afford it.
- 16. – Where greed gets bonuses.
- 17. – Freedom in the form of rapid fire.
- 20. – Where cholesterol meets capitalism.
- 22. – Predicted everything, except when to stop.
- 24. – The war America forgot to win.
- 25. – The fine print of getting arrested.
- 26. – Either a superhero or a national embarrassment, no in-between.
- 28. – Weapons of mass delusion.
- 29. – The war nobody won, but Hollywood did.
- 31. – Oil first, planet second.
Down
- 1. – The happiest rodent in corporate America.
- 2. – Loves the country, hates paying taxes.
- 5. – The American dream on four giant wheels.
- 6. – The unofficial ghost costume contest of the South.
- 8. – Click, buy, regret, repeat.
- 9. – Overpriced coffee with your name misspelled.
- 10. – Hats, boots, and unchecked masculinity.
- 12. – Sunshine, torture, and no lawyers.
- 14. – Red hat, loud voice, small words.
- 15. – One-man army solving diplomacy with bullets.
- 18. – Where savings meet fistfights in aisle five.
- 19. – Apps, egos, and overpriced toast.
- 21. – The illusion of choice, brought to you by billionaires.
- 23. – Gambling, but with graphs.
- 27. – Where dreams and morals go to die.
- 30. – In God we trust, but mostly in offshore accounts.
- 32. – Comes with conditions, fees, and fine print.